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  • RE: Issues 13 and 14 of “40 Unforgivable Plot Holes in “‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens'”

    RE: Issues 13 and 14 of “40 Unforgivable Plot Holes in “‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’”

    Have you read this article called “40 Unforgivable Plot Holes in ‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’“? This is what happens when you watch a movie, only once, and while live tweeting it, when your job was to properly review it. It’s the only explanation I can come up with for such inept analysis. I’d ordinarily…

  • The Problem with the “Evil Jar Jar” Theory

    The Problem with the “Evil Jar Jar” Theory

    So if you’re unfamiliar with the “Evil Jar Jar” theory, you can read the original Reddit thread here. Or you can look at the dozens of YouTube videos on the subject. But here’s the basic breakdown: The theory posits that Lucas original plans were for Jar Jar to be the actual Sith Lord behind-the-scenes manipulating…

  • FanCasting: The Fantastic Four

    FanCasting: The Fantastic Four

    Reboots, as we call them in cinema vernacular now, are not a new thing. They’ve been around since cinema had content to rehash. Every ten years or so, since the silent movie era, there’s been at least one interpretation of The Three Musketeers, Sherlock Holmes, Zorro or Frankenstein. Even reboots with only a few years…

  • RE: Issue 1 of “40 Unforgivable Plot Holes in ‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens'”

    RE: Issue 1 of “40 Unforgivable Plot Holes in ‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’”

    Have you read this article called “40 Unforgivable Plot Holes in ‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’“? This is what happens when you watch a movie, only once, and while live tweeting it, when your job was to properly review it. It’s the only explanation I can come up with for such inept analysis. I’d ordinarily…

  • RE: Issue 11 of “40 Unforgivable Plot Holes in ‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens'”

    RE: Issue 11 of “40 Unforgivable Plot Holes in ‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’”

    Have you read this article called “40 Unforgivable Plot Holes in ‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’“? This is what happens when you watch a movie, only once, and while live tweeting it, when your job was to properly review it. It’s the only explanation I can come up with for such inept analysis. I’d ordinarily…

  • RE: Issue 16 of “40 Unforgivable Plot Holes in ‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens'”

    RE: Issue 16 of “40 Unforgivable Plot Holes in ‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’”

    Have you read this article called “40 Unforgivable Plot Holes in ‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’“? This is what happens when you watch a movie, only once, and while live tweeting it, when your job was to properly review it. It’s the only explanation I can come up with for such inept analysis. I’d ordinarily…

  • RE: Issue 5 of “40 Unforgivable Plot Holes in ‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens'”

    RE: Issue 5 of “40 Unforgivable Plot Holes in ‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’”

    Have you read this article called “40 Unforgivable Plot Holes in ‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’“? This is what happens when you watch a movie, only once, and while live tweeting it, when your job was to properly review it. It’s the only explanation I can come up with for such inept analysis. I’d ordinarily…

  • Forcefully Awakened Thoughts

    Forcefully Awakened Thoughts

    Am I going to spoil “Star Wars: The Force Awakens”? Yes. Yes I am. Thoughts on Internet Thoughts Having only seen the movie once, it’s easy to mis-remember details and rearrange moments, or even fabricate moments in your head that never happened. But while it’s fresh in my mind, I want to comment on a…

  • Sorry, But You Don’t Like Movies… Bub

    Sorry, But You Don’t Like Movies… Bub

    Saw X-Men Origins: Wolverine yesterday. As usual, the internet and all it’s sages are atwitter with just why the movie sucked. Tomorrow it will be Star Trek. And after that Transformers 2. And after that, everyone will say how the Wachowski Brothers can’t make movies anymore. And after that, someone will call M. Knight Shyamalan…