Digital Jedi

  • Why Your Kids Suck

    Why Your Kids Suck

    There’s a comedy routine from around the 80s that I can’t find and can’t attribute the jokes to. But the guy joked about how we would have absolutely nothing to chide our kids about when we got to be older. “We only had two TVs in the house when I was kid!” “We didn’t have…

  • The Problem with the “Evil Jar Jar” Theory

    The Problem with the “Evil Jar Jar” Theory

    So if you’re unfamiliar with the “Evil Jar Jar” theory, you can read the original Reddit thread here. Or you can look at the dozens of YouTube videos on the subject. But here’s the basic breakdown: The theory posits that Lucas original plans were for Jar Jar to be the actual Sith Lord behind-the-scenes manipulating…

  • FanCasting: The Fantastic Four

    FanCasting: The Fantastic Four

    Reboots, as we call them in cinema vernacular now, are not a new thing. They’ve been around since cinema had content to rehash. Every ten years or so, since the silent movie era, there’s been at least one interpretation of The Three Musketeers, Sherlock Holmes, Zorro or Frankenstein. Even reboots with only a few years…

  • RE: Issue 1 of “40 Unforgivable Plot Holes in ‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens'”

    RE: Issue 1 of “40 Unforgivable Plot Holes in ‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’”

    Have you read this article called “40 Unforgivable Plot Holes in ‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’“? This is what happens when you watch a movie, only once, and while live tweeting it, when your job was to properly review it. It’s the only explanation I can come up with for such inept analysis. I’d ordinarily…

  • RE: Issue 11 of “40 Unforgivable Plot Holes in ‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens'”

    RE: Issue 11 of “40 Unforgivable Plot Holes in ‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’”

    Have you read this article called “40 Unforgivable Plot Holes in ‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’“? This is what happens when you watch a movie, only once, and while live tweeting it, when your job was to properly review it. It’s the only explanation I can come up with for such inept analysis. I’d ordinarily…

  • The New Disney Princess

    The New Disney Princess

    It occurred to me that I never posted the largest picture I’ve ever worked on to my own blog. Duh. I did this back when Disney first purchased Lucasfilm.

  • A Collection of Souls

    A Collection of Souls

    Every so often I like creating batches of aliens off the cuff, maybe for further development, maybe for extras in background scenes. Either way, it’s a fun exercise.

  • RE: Issue 16 of “40 Unforgivable Plot Holes in ‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens'”

    RE: Issue 16 of “40 Unforgivable Plot Holes in ‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’”

    Have you read this article called “40 Unforgivable Plot Holes in ‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’“? This is what happens when you watch a movie, only once, and while live tweeting it, when your job was to properly review it. It’s the only explanation I can come up with for such inept analysis. I’d ordinarily…

  • RE: Issue 5 of “40 Unforgivable Plot Holes in ‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens'”

    RE: Issue 5 of “40 Unforgivable Plot Holes in ‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’”

    Have you read this article called “40 Unforgivable Plot Holes in ‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’“? This is what happens when you watch a movie, only once, and while live tweeting it, when your job was to properly review it. It’s the only explanation I can come up with for such inept analysis. I’d ordinarily…

  • Forcefully Awakened Thoughts

    Forcefully Awakened Thoughts

    Am I going to spoil “Star Wars: The Force Awakens”? Yes. Yes I am. Thoughts on Internet Thoughts Having only seen the movie once, it’s easy to mis-remember details and rearrange moments, or even fabricate moments in your head that never happened. But while it’s fresh in my mind, I want to comment on a…